Dueling Dickies Sword Fight

Introducing Dueling Dickies – the ultimate party game where you can whack ’em with your willy and knock em silly! This unique set includes two competition velcro harnesses and two inflatable strap-on peckers that will have you engaged in an exhilarating sword fight.

The concept is simple yet thrilling – choose one of the two inflatable penises as your weapon, blow them up until they’re nice and firm, then secure them onto your own or your partner’s body using the included velcro straps. The more air you pump into these bad boys, the bigger and heavier they become, making them perfect for some hilarious and intense duels.

Once both players have their weapons ready, it’s time to start battling. Take turns trying to strike each other with your dick swords while maintaining balance and control over your own bodies. The first player to score three direct hits wins the round. However, if neither player manages to land any successful strikes within the allotted time frame, the round ends in a draw.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even more interesting (and possibly painful), add an optional rule that allows players to use their hands to block incoming attacks. This adds an extra layer of strategy and excitement to the already exciting gameplay.

Aside from being great fun at parties, Dueling Dickies also offers numerous benefits. It helps improve hand-eye coordination and reflexes, promotes teamwork when played in pairs, and encourages laughter and bonding between friends. Plus, who doesn’t love showing off their impressive endurance by keeping those inflated penises aloft?

In conclusion, Dueling Dickies is a must-have addition to any adult playroom or gathering space. So gather your mates, grab your inflatable phalluses, and prepare for an epic battle of strength, skill, and sheer absurdity. May the best wanker win!

Remember, always practice safe sex and ensure proper cleanliness before and after every use. And most importantly, have fun!